508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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