people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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