Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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