The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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