i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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