? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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