Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Are we still banned from the library?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize