Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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