he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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