Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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