That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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