I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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