____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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