BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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