Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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