You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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