"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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