If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Randomize
