Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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