Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
please come you make the beer taste better
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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