SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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