He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You are a genius and a whore.
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