I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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