hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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