I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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