i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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