fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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