I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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