she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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