Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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