I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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