So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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