Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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