YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I'm jealous of your bromance
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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