quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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