Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Randomize
