He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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