Christians are straight up FREAKS
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
