You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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