thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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