Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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