Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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