They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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