It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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