I just saw a hot homeless man
is wine microwaveable?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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