Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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