Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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