she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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