I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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