Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
How's work?
Spinning.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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