we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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