if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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