So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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