I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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