I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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