This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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